Skullduggery and Deviance
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

daunt:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

ALL TRUTHS.

facesofecstasy:

LOVE

lulusaurus:

Game of Thrones: Favourite Joffrey moments

thrust & shake

Tarantallegra, let’s enjoy.
Tarantallegra, be intoxicated with music.
Tarantallegra, so what?
Tarantallegra, don’t hesitate.
Tarantallegra, the music-
Tarantallegra, you will feel it.
Tarantallegra, this moment
Tarantallegra, abandon yourself.

lukeperson:

Cheer up Jon Snow, it might never happen

lukeperson:

Cheer up Jon Snow, it might never happen