Skullduggery and Deviance

I like coffee. And lots of other stuff. I dislike mochas. And not much else.

I post fic on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/giorgiakerr

nothingbutacheat:

loki-of-sassgaard:

thedailysuperhero:

When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.

Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?

#spoilers: none

(via thealienplanet)

etspiritusvitae:

rosiesays:

Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.

Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.

Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.

this is so fucking important.

(via thealienplanet)

stereolights:

queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.

(via thealienplanet)

kissingcullens:

(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(via thealienplanet)

What.

What.

(via littleskrib)

skeletales:

Liv Tyler

(via whiskeyglitter)

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(via thevultureslove)

(via dakotaaaa)

Anita Page, Joan Crawford & Dorothy Sebastian in Our Dancing Daughters (1928)

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screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

(via whiskeyglitter)

theplanitmars:

Sometimes I have a hard time believing that beautiful images involve me.

Other times, I can’t understand why I would ever doubt it.

(via whiskeyglitter)

sketchchump:

RLY GROSS I blame the anons who questioned this

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