
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
I’m just going the be this kind of drunk aunt in the corner.
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
People write lyrics on their hands?
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole



