Skullduggery and Deviance

I like coffee. And lots of other stuff. I dislike mochas. And not much else.

I post fic on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/giorgiakerr

dakotaaaa:

dakotaaaa:

I’m gonna watch Bend it like Beckham again, cause I think this time if I believe it hard enough, it will have a lesbian ending.

bad news…

dakotaaaa:

dakotaaaa:

I’m gonna watch Bend it like Beckham again, cause I think this time if I believe it hard enough, it will have a lesbian ending.

bad news…

NO SHHHHH ONE DAY IT WILL BE LESBIANS.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
thorneycrofthuxtable thorneycrofthuxtable Said:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

OH MY GOD THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD I THINK THERE’S MORE BLOOD THAN WATER

(via thealienplanet)

covarrubius:

cha ching

covarrubius:

cha ching

(via whiskeyglitter)

fancybidet:

lingerworthylingerie:

Silk Shorts at Net a Porter, July 2014 (x, x, x, x, x, x)

I need for these to be size deathfat.

(via kateanwen)

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

(via clevergirlhelps)

jensenenthusiast:

"We understand each other, even if we look at each other in silence."

(via littleskrib)

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

(via robaemea)

thesoftghetto:

Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.

(via robaemea)

118,651 plays
Bastille/20 piece string orchestra,
Pompeii (Remixes)

hereticnarrative:

Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)

HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

(via whiskeyglitter)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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